Today is National Nothing Day. So what am I doing writing a post? Well, it isn't National Do Nothing Day, so maybe Nothing Day means nothing will bother me (snicker), nothing will get done, the kids will bicker over nothing (likely), or nothing good will come of what I'm going to do this afternoon (sounds intriguing).
On the romance side, there's "I'm nothing without you darling." Or I'm wearing nothing but a ... never mind. Nothing good is coming from that (harhar).
However you celebrate National Nothing Day, be sure to do it enthusiastically!